Anti's Favorite Hash Recipe

(Unless you wear dark glasses you cannot make a success of Anti's

Favorite Hash.)



1 lb. truth thoroughly mangled

1 generous handful of injustice.

(Sprinkle over everything in the pan)

1 tumbler acetic acid (well shaken)



A little vitriol will add a delightful tang and a string of nonsense

should be dropped in at the last as if by accident.



Stir all together with a sharp knife because some of the tid bits will

be tough propositions.



--Ebensburg Mountaineer Herald.





Husband (Angrily) "Great guns! What are they Lamb

Chops, Pork Chops or Veal Chops?"



Wife (serenely) "Can't you tell by the taste?"



He: "No, I can't, nor anybody else!"



She: "Well, then, what's the difference?"

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